Showing posts with label star trek. Show all posts
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Monday, March 26, 2012

Parallel Lives: The Appeal of a Multiverse

I don't remember exactly when I became obsessed with the idea of a multiverse, but I'm definitely a big fan.

A multiverse is a collection of infinite/parallel realities. For instance, in one parallel universe I chose to blog about a different writing topic. In another, I'm a sports broadcaster who lives in Chicago. In yet another alternate reality, I'm a super spy who just stole a bunch of commie secrets from the thriving Soviet Union. Perhaps I actually am a superhero in one of them. All possibilities exist within the realms of the multiverse.

It's a minor spoiler that my book I, Crimsonstreak touches upon the idea of parallel realities. I've been fascinated with the idea for a long time, and many of my stories include this concept. Obviously, I didn't create this idea on my own. Several different TV shows, movies, and stories helped cultivate this interest.

What follows are some of my favorites. Bear in mind that this list is by no means intended to be all inclusive, nor is it a "best of" list.


Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Yesterday's Enterprise." This is both a time travel story and an alternate universe one. The Enterprise-C ends up going through a time rift, an act that alters the path of Federation history. The ship had been destroyed on a mercy mission that improved relations with the Klingons. When the ship went through the rift, the timeline was altered. Since the Enterprise-C never assisted the Klingons, the Federation and Klingon Empire are embroiled in a never-ending war...and it isn't going well for the Federation. Changes include a more severe, militaristic version of the Starfleet uniform, a darker Enterprise-D bridge, and the reemergence of Tasha Yar, who had died earlier in the series.

The captain of the Enterprise-C wants to help the Federation win the war, but Captain Picard reveals that the Klingons are winning. The crew of the wayward vessel decides to go back through the rift, the hope being that it will complete its original mission and prevent the war from ever beginning. Tasha Yar, who feels out of place on the Enterprise-D, decides to join the crew of the other vessel.

This is a fantastic episode of ST:TNG and one of my favorites. Bonus points for an appearance by Shooter McGavin himself, Christopher McDonald.


Star Trek, "Mirror, Mirror." A fun episode of TOS that involves Spock with a goatee and a murderous Captain Kirk. In this alternate reality, the United Federation of Planets never developed; instead, it's the ever-expanding, ever-evil Terran Empire, an organization dedicated to ruling the universe. Officers are encouraged to get promoted by assassinating their superiors, prisoners are ruthlessly tortured in the Agony Booth, and concepts like freedom aren't exactly at the top of the list.

Our intrepid Enterprise crew gets beamed aboard the alternate-universe ship thanks to an ion storm. They realize they're in the wrong place, of course, when they see that Spock has a goatee. Thanks to this episode, we now know that anyone with a goatee is evil.


It's a Wonderful Life. Hardworking everyman George Bailey is at his wits' end after his uncle misplaces an important deposit at the bank. Desperately short on cash and accused of bank fraud, George makes a wish that he was never born. Thanks to the unorthodox methods of an angel named Clarence, George gets an incredible gift: the chance to see what the world would be like if he were never born.

One man's life touches so many, he realizes, after discovering that the town pharmacist is a lousy drunk. When George was a boy, the pharmacist mixed up a deadly prescription. George realized it and never delivered the medicine. However, since George wasn't born, he never stopped that from happening, so the medicine poisoned a kid. The love of George's life becomes an old maid, having never found anyone to love. The Bailey Building and Loan went under after George's father died because George wasn't there to take over. It opened the door for the Evilest Man Ever (Mr. Potter) to take over all of Bedford Falls (make that Pottersville!). In addition, George's brother Harry--a war hero for saving transport full of soldiers--never became a war hero in the alternate timeline. As a boy, Harry fell into a frozen lake, but George saved him. With no George, Harry died...and with no Harry, the transport wasn't saved.

In the end, George realizes he had a wonderful life despite the problem with the missing deposit, and asks Clarence to let him live again.


Back to the Future: Part II. When Biff Tannen gets his hands on a sports almanac from the future, it creates an alternate reality in which Tannen is one of the world's most powerful scumbuckets and Marty McFly is his stepson. This is a brutal alternate reality...and embodies all the warnings from Doc Brown about the dangers of messing with the timeline.


Seinfeld, "The Bizarro Jerry." This isn't an actual slipstream universe (although it comes close!), but in this episode, Elaine falls in with a group of friends resembling "good" versions of Jerry, George, and Kramer (Kevin, Gene, and Feldman). This doesn't involve any kind of supernatural, universe-bending phenomenon, but it plays on the "what if" themes often seen in alternate reality/multiverse stories. Plus, it introduced us all to the phrase "man hands!"


Watchmen. In this bleak graphic novel, we are plunged into an alternate 1980s in which superheroes have existed for several years. However, something called the "Keene Act" has outlawed masked heroes. Most of the heroes have decided to hang up their capes and masks in response. The story gives us a few interesting nuggets related to our history (Nixon is still president, for example), but Watchmen also hits readers with a rich alternate history about masked avengers and superheroes. It's an interesting take on superhero conventions and how a few strange "tweaks" in history could've changed our world.


G.I. Joe, "Worlds Without End." This may have been the first (or at least one of the first) alternate reality stories I ever saw. In this one, several G.I. Joes (including seldom used members Grunt, Clutch, and Steeler) travel to an alternate reality where Cobra rules the world and G.I. Joe has disbanded. With no one to stop Cobra, the organization has finally succeeded in taking over the world. We find out the Baroness was in love with Steeler, who (like Grunt and Clutch) has been dead for years. The Joes eventually find a way back to their own reality, but Clutch, Steeler, and Grunt elect to stay behind in order to start a revolution to overthrow Cobra.


Star Trek: Q Squared. This is a crazy book. Really. It's the third Star Trek entry on this list, but the franchise uses the concept of alternate realities/multiverse a lot. In this Peter David novel, original series villain Trelane is revealed to be a member of the Q Continuum. He goes crazy and basically toys around with three different parallel universes. Eventually, they all begin to bleed into each other with insane results. It's been a while since I've read this one, but it really stuck with me.


Timeline. I couldn't create a list of influential works without including something from Michael Crichton, one of my favorite authors. Timeline is a solid Crichton adventure that takes a group to medieval times. It's a time travel story, but Crichton basically "faxes" the protagonists to a parallel earth where time is moving at a different clip, allowing them to travel back to a medieval period.


Crisis on Infinite Earths. One of the most important "event" comics in history, Crisis on Infinite Earths was the DC Universe's attempt to cut down on decades of convoluted character continuity. I'm not going to summarize the story because way too much happens, but a lot of heroes and villains die as DC tried to distill its history into a more palatable form. You get a lot of "Superman of Earth-Two" and "Superboy of Earth Prime" and that sort of thing.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Seven Great Movie Deaths

My wife and I watched Lord of the Rings the other day, an act that spurred a debate on great movie deaths. A year or so ago, we came up with a list of dramatic deaths in movies we liked, so I decided to blog about it today.

As I started to put the list down, I realized most of these deaths involve some kind of noble sacrifice. Thus, I have concluded that a noble sacrifice makes for a great movie death.


Leonidas, 300 - Gerard Butler is awesome in this movie, a fictional retelling of the Battle of Thermopylae via Frank Miller's graphic novel 300. Somehow, this movie is both glitzy and gritty at the same time, but the star of the show is Butler's Leonidas. In the end, he refuses to bow before Xerxes, unleashing a final act of defiance that just misses its mark. Leonidas goes down in a blaze of glory (translation: arrows that blot out the sun), a strong character made legendary by sacrificing himself for his people.


Boromir, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Sean Bean is awesome. This is a verifiable fact. NOT an opinion, people. Boromir's death in The Fellowship of the Ring may be the best movie death in history. Here's Boromir, the flawed warrior who tried to take the One Ring from Frodo, rising to protect Merry and Pippin. He takes an arrow to the chest, and it looks like it's all over.

Not so fast!

Through sheer will, Boromir comes to his feet time and time again, taking a few Uruk-hai with him in the process. The odds are too great for him to survive, and the hobbits are eventually kidnapped. Still, Boromir manages to redeem himself, holding on long enough to part on good terms with Aragorn.


Katsumoto, The Last Samurai - This is a beautiful end. Katsumoto, branded a rebel by a government looking to modernize, dies in battle. Mortally wounded, he wants to end it to the Old Way, and does so with help from his friend and ally, Nathan Algren. The two formerly bitter enemies share a dramatic moment on the battlefield, and as the light leaves Katsumoto's eyes, he utters: "Perfect. They are all...perfect."

Almost better is this exchange during the ending:

Emperor: Tell me how he died.
Nathan Algren: I will tell you how he lived.


Maximus, Gladiator - Of course, the scheming Commodus tries to rig the final fight against the general who became a slave who became a gladiator. As he did in nearly everything, Commodus fails miserably, meeting his own death at the hands of Maximus. But Maximus Decimus Meridius still suffers mortal wounds.

After slaying the emperor, the gladiator makes a few simple requests, saying, "Quintus! Release my men. Senator Gracchus is to be reinstated. There was a dream that was Rome. It shall be realized. These are the wishes of Marcus Aurelius."

Shortly after that, Maximus collapses, finds himself wandering in a wheat field, and reunites with his departed family.


Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars - Darth Vader is "only a master of evil," and Obi-Wan Kenobi warns his former friend, "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

As the old friends duel, Obi-Wan spots Luke Skywalker. A smile passes over his lips as he cedes the fight to his former apprentice. Obi-Wan is down, but not done. And the galaxy far, far away has a new hope.


Rorschach, Watchmen - Rorschach's dogged pursuit of the truth ends with an unnerving revelation: the World's Smartest Man, Ozymandias, has committed wholesale slaughter in a misguided attempt to save the world.

Misguided? Perhaps, but it's effective. Ozymandias accomplishes exactly what he set out to do, but Rorschach wants to tell people the truth.

"Never compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon," the masked avenger says.

Ozymandias and Dr. Manhattan realize they have a problem; if Rorschach talks, the world will never band together. And so Rorschach, reserved to his fate, removes his mask and stares down Dr. Manhattan.

"So what are you waiting for? Do it."

And with that, Rorschach is no more.

At least he left behind a journal.


Spock, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan - Spock's end in Wrath of Khan is simply amazing. Two friends get a final moment together, even though a wall separates them. The Vulcan has sacrificed himself to save the crew of the Enterprise, finding a way to win an impossible situation at an unimaginable price.

"Ship out of danger."

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

"I have been and always shall be your friend."

And so Admiral Kirk loses his best friend, reminding us all that, "of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most...human."

Monday, November 23, 2009

My Day with Edward

I came home from work today knowing my wife would go see "New Moon." Or make that "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" (you know, super-long titles are the rage these days!). And being a good and loving wife, she didn't want to leave me alone. So I came home to find an unusual house guest standing on my dresser.

That's right. On my dresser.

Staring.

Angst-ridden.

Mildly sparkling.

Edward Freaking Cullen.

Thanks, hon.He came with a note saying basically that he was here to keep me company so I wouldn't be lonely. It's great. See, he doesn't talk. He doesn't play Xbox. But he says he's around to entertain me. So, what the hell do I do with this guy?

Well, I know a few things about Edward. He likes to play the piano. There's that whole "Bella's Lullaby" thing. So I thought, shoot, let's play Guitar Hero. That's musical. But Edward Cullen had a problem with that.

In a monotone, emotionless voice, his cold eyes boring into the depths of my soul, he informed me that Guitar Hero wouldn't work. He kept whining, something about the controller being too big for him. I thought that was preposterous; after "New Moon's" weekend gross, I didn't think anything could be too big for Edward Cullen.I forged a compromise. I told Eddie we should play some Xbox. The controller was a little unwieldy, and he really couldn't get the hang of Madden 10. I mean, it was 35-2 at the half and I'd intentionally run Peyton Manning into the endzone for the safety just to make him feel better. Halo 3 scared the piss out of him. He found Lego Star Wars confusing. I thought about giving up.

Then, even though the bookshelf is like the equivalent of a three-story building for him, he saw a book of Tennyson writings and just HAD to look at it. So the idiot jumped...did you know vampires could jump REALLY FREAKING HIGH?...to the top of the bookshelf. I did him a favor and pulled the book down so he could read it. He was courteous enough not to mention the four unpublished manuscripts sitting atop the shelf.He started quoting passages and it was just kind of creepy. So I brought him a new book: The New Moon Official Illustrated companion. His curiosity was piqued; he said he was done with Tennyson for a while. So he began looking through the book, staring emotionlessly at pictures of him and Bella. Again, creepy. He did have one outburst, nearly ripping a page that showed Jacob and Bella together. He muttered something about "washboard abs" and "were-puppies," but due to the lack of inflection in his undead voice, I couldn't really understand what was going on.I left the room for just a minute and heard heavy breathing and a "shushing" sound. When I returned, 12" Hall of Fame Stalker had put a knife to Eddie's throat. As I began warning Stalker of the futility of his covert action, Eddie bounced back with lightning-like speed and precision, kicking Stalker in the groin. The Joe went down after the super-powered blow, but Eddie felt badly about using his powers like that. So he offered his hand to help Stalker up.

Out of nowhere, Snake-Eyes appeared, sword at the ready to defend his comrade. But his ninja stealth was no match for Eddie's ridiculous vampire reflexes. I think Mr. Cullen would've ripped him to shreds; Stalker and Duke even began cheering him on. No, I don't know when Duke showed up. Anyway, as a peace offering, Duke let Eddie try on his helmet, which Eddie wore like a dandy. That's high fashion for ya.Somewhere along the line, Duke texted Cobra Commander (I guess they've rekindled that ruined friendship from the movie?), who showed up and let Eddie try on his famous hood. It was completely absurd.The Joes left, but I had to pick up the mess that remained. While working on that, I heard a sound from the kitchen. Idiotic Edward had opened the fridge and gone straight for the ketchup. I had to explain to him that it was NOT blood. What a moron. Who's heard of Heinz blood anyway? Sure, the guy can read Tennyson. But product labels? Waaaaaay beyond his comprehension. From there, he jumped onto a bookshelf and started petting the nice zebra that lives there. I snapped a pic of that cute moment, which turned ugly when Eddie tried to drain the blood right out of the noble creature.Not long after that, he got into the Goldfish. Thankfully, we're talking about snack crackers and not actual goldfish. Using his mind-reading abilities to decipher that I was somewhat upset at him, he plucked one out and presented it as a peace offering.Like a complete schmuck, I took it.

Cullen has a weakness for Bella; I have a weakness for snacks.

As the afternoon wore on, I decided maybe we'd watch a movie. Edward made his selection. As you can imagine, it was completely self-serving.I made my own selection and showed it to him, but he thought "The Rock" would be too scary."The Rock," too scary? The dude's a vampire!

Anyway, we compromised...It's at this point that every tween and twihard has to become extremely jealous of me.

I was in bed with Edward Cullen! Team Edward? Oh, yeah! So if you've been wondering what Edward was up to in "New Moon" between his Obi-Wan-esque apparitions, you now know the answer. He was in MY BED watching "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan." For whatever reason, he kept re-watching the part where Kirk yells "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"I started to think, maybe I can get along with this guy after all.

But then he did something unforgivable, baring his ridiculously thin yet ripped and sparkling torso and reaching out for me while singing "You Are Not Alone" by Michael Jackson.At that point, I should've killed him with fire. But it's not quite that simple with vampires...