Showing posts with label the empire strikes back. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the empire strikes back. Show all posts
Friday, February 24, 2012
Leap of Faith #3
Today's Leap of Faith is one of the all-time greatest.
Luke Skywalker, bruised, battered, and newly armless, is confronted by a terrible truth.
Darth Vader is his father.
Luke finds this mildly upsetting.
The villain then asks Luke to join him so they can destroy the Emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son. Luke thinks about it for like point-zero-three seconds and then takes a leap of faith deep into the bowels of Bespin.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Star Wars ABC's - The Letter Y
Just two letters left in the alphabet!
The penultimate entry in my Star Wars ABC's is a no-brainer!
Y is for Yoda!
Yoda is the Mr. Miyagi of the Star Wars universe (which, of course, makes Luke The Karate Kid).
At first glance, he doesn't look like much. Impish, foolish, buffoonish...a small-minded, wide-eyed creature who doesn't understand things like technology or acceptable norms of personal space.
This dummy's no dummy, however.
Yoda's the smartest being you'll ever meet. Strike that; he's the wisest being you'll ever meet.
Don't be fooled by his cuddly Muppet exterior, for within Yoda beats the heart of a Jedi Master. Impossible to please, his training methods are unorthodox (I don't remember any of my baseball coaches forcing me to strap them to my back and run through a forest), but his calm, understated determination will win over even the most skeptical Jedi prodigy. Unless, of course, your name is Luke, you rush off in the middle of training to fight Darth Vader, and then return to "complete" your training only to cover Yoda with a blanket and watch him disappear.
Other than his small size and Grover voice, Yoda's most memorable trait would be his cryptic, backward speech pattern.
Actual person: I can help you.
Yoda: Help you I can.
Actual person: I'll take you to him.
Yoda: Take you to him I will.
Actual person: It's time for the Jedi to eat.
Yoda: For the Jedi it is time to eat as well.
Actual person: I've watched this one for a long time.
Yoda: This one, a long time have I watched.
TOMORROW: The final installment of my Star Wars ABC's! Meet the unsung hero of The Empire Strikes Back!
X is for X-Wing
W is for Wedge
V is for Vader
U is for Ugnaught
T is for Tatooine
S is for Star Destroyer
R is for Rancor
Q is for Qui-Gon Jinn
P is for Probe Droid
O is for Owen
N is for Needa
M is for Mon Mothma
L is for Lightsaber
K is for Kenobi
J is for Jabba
I is for "I know"
H is for Hoth
G is for Galactic Empire
F is for Falcon
E is for Emperor
D is for Death Star
C is for Chewie
B is for Bespin
A is for Ackbar
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Star Wars ABC's - The Letter P
Today's entry focuses on the letter "P."
P is for Probe Droid. Or probot.
For years, I was convinced The Empire Strikes Back had a subtitle at the beginning that said, "edited for television."
That's because, as the probe droid was launched from a Star Destroyer to Hoth, "edited for television" popped up on the VHS copy my parents had taped off TV. As that was my primary version of ESB, it seems inherently wrong to watch it now without those words flashing across the screen (consequently, I also kind of miss the old WISHTV logo that used to come up in the corner of Star Wars).
I digress.
The Imperial Probe Droid (now apparently the "Viper probe droid" in official SW lingo) is the Empire's creepy, crafty little spy machine. Equipped with sensor packets and sample-collecting arms, thousands of the insect-like machines scoured the galaxy for any sign of the Rebel Alliance. Apparently, the Galactic Empire was kind of ticked off after that whole "destruction of the Death Star" thing.
A probe droid was dispatched to the sixth planet of the Hoth system, where it found a power signature consistent with one used by the Rebels. The droid sent back only a fragment of its information--it self-destructed after Han and Chewie confronted it--but it was enough to convince Darth Vader that "the Rebels are there."
Thus, the creepy-looking droid pretty much catalyzed every single event of The Empire Strikes Back.
TOMORROW: The only prequel character worthy of inclusion in my Star Wars ABC's!
O is for Owen
N is for Needa
M is for Mon Mothma
L is for Lightsaber
K is for Kenobi
J is for Jabba
I is for "I know"
H is for Hoth
G is for Galactic Empire
F is for Falcon
E is for Emperor
D is for Death Star
C is for Chewie
B is for Bespin
A is for Ackbar
Monday, September 5, 2011
Star Wars ABC's - The Letter I
Let's kick off week 2 of my Star Wars ABC's with the letter "I."
I is for "I know."
This is one of the most powerful lines in all the Star Wars, ranking up there with "I am your father" in terms of impact.
It was such a Han Solo Thing to say; such a definitive Han Solo Moment. The line was pitch-perfect in every way.
Except it almost never came to pass.
The story is legendary. George Lucas had originally scripted Han to say, "I love you, too" after Leia professed her love for him. Harrison Ford felt the line was out of character; that a rogue like Han Solo would not simply blubber "I love you, too."
He and Lucas haggled about it. When it came time to shoot the scene, Empire director Irvin Kershner told Ford to improvise.
Thus, "I know" became a part of Star Wars lore.
Can you imagine it any other way?
TOMORROW: He doesn't doesn't just hang smugglers; he hangs them on his wall!
H is for Hoth
G is for Galactic Empire
F is for Falcon
E is for Emperor
D is for Death Star
C is for Chewie
B is for Bespin
A is for Ackbar
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Writing in Carbonite: A Story in Purgatory
I like a good short story. On occasion, I write a decent one.
Like any other writer, I've been rejected. A lot.
Like any other writer, I've been accepted. A little.
But this afternoon I'm writing about a new experience I'm having with short stories: the hold request.
Let me be clear: this is not a rant. This is not a complaint. This is not a blog post in which I whine about the unfairness of waiting, waiting, and waiting. Complaining about the way publishing works does absolutely no good for writers.
That being said, there is something worse than rejection. It is the impossibility of knowing. On two occasions in the last two weeks, I've received "hold" requests for submissions.
This is not a rejection.
This is not an acceptance.
This is purgatory, as if someone took my story, transported it to Cloud City, and threw it in Ye Olde Carbon Freezing Chamber.
To quote Lando: "You put him in there, it might kill him."
On the plus side, Han eventually got out. Of course, then Jabba tried to kill him.
The hold request, in all honesty, is a good thing. The editor has read my story, deemed it worthy of inclusion in his/her anthology, and asked permission to hold it back.
These are usually handed out early in the submission process for stories turned in well before the deadline.
But it does not guarantee my story will make it.
The other way to look at it: my story is good, but not good enough to garner an enthusiastic, "I'll take it!" from the editor. Some new, shiny story could come along and bump mine out of contention.
The "hold request" will either turn into a story acceptance or become a casualty of a word war.
Until then, I will continue to wait...a writer whose story is in suspended animation, frozen in carbonite.
Like any other writer, I've been rejected. A lot.
Like any other writer, I've been accepted. A little.
But this afternoon I'm writing about a new experience I'm having with short stories: the hold request.
Let me be clear: this is not a rant. This is not a complaint. This is not a blog post in which I whine about the unfairness of waiting, waiting, and waiting. Complaining about the way publishing works does absolutely no good for writers.
That being said, there is something worse than rejection. It is the impossibility of knowing. On two occasions in the last two weeks, I've received "hold" requests for submissions.
This is not a rejection.
This is not an acceptance.
This is purgatory, as if someone took my story, transported it to Cloud City, and threw it in Ye Olde Carbon Freezing Chamber.
To quote Lando: "You put him in there, it might kill him."
The hold request, in all honesty, is a good thing. The editor has read my story, deemed it worthy of inclusion in his/her anthology, and asked permission to hold it back.
These are usually handed out early in the submission process for stories turned in well before the deadline.
But it does not guarantee my story will make it.
The other way to look at it: my story is good, but not good enough to garner an enthusiastic, "I'll take it!" from the editor. Some new, shiny story could come along and bump mine out of contention.
The "hold request" will either turn into a story acceptance or become a casualty of a word war.
Until then, I will continue to wait...a writer whose story is in suspended animation, frozen in carbonite.
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